Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

What do you typically do while on meth?

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Why do people keep denying the similarities between Latin and Italian by saying they are totally different languages when it’s obvious they sound similar?

Senate

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Why do people hate Nickelback so much? What makes them different from other popular bands like Linkin Park, Green Day, etc.? Is it just because they're Canadian or what?

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

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Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

What makes you feel guilty the most?

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

When was the first time you suck on a penis?

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

What is the meaning behind people claiming to hear voices of God in their heads without anyone else hearing them? Is this a sign of mental illness or possession by an evil spirit?

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

than the blue routes.

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Keith Self of Texas

They are listed above.

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

House members

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia